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Bingo Jokes are a great way to make fun of ourselves and other players. If you can laugh at yourself, then you know that you are having a good time. It is always good to have some jokes to tell at bingo.
We all know that all bingo players love a good joke. So we have put together all of the best bingo jokes that we could find. Please feel free to share these jokes with all of your online bingo buddies while you play bingo online.
We especially enjoy the bingo knock-knock jokes and bingo number jokes. We hope that you also enjoy them and if you have any of your own jokes, please send them to us, and we will add them to this section.
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All of our favorite puns are listed below. They are not in any particular order, so please read them all, and you are likely to find your new favorite joke.
1 – Bingo Promotion
Q – How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
A – You hang up a bingo sign.
2 – Bingo Card (rated pg)
This guy had a very attractive wife. She was always wanting new clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace. The guy asked: “Where did you get that from?” His wife replied: “I won it at bingo”. The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked: “Where did you get that from?” His wife replied: “I won it at bingo.”
The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked: “Where did you get that from?” His wife replied: “Look!! Don’t keep asking where I get my things from! Go upstairs and set my bath for me!!” His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub. The wife asked: “How come you put so little water in the tub?” The guy replied: “I didn’t want to wet your bingo card.”
3 – Bingo Help
PAT and MICK were playing *Bingo*. Pat kept looking over Mick’s shoulder saying, you’ve got that number, mark it off, you’ve got that number, mark it off. After putting up with this for some time, Mick got annoyed and said, “why don’t you do your own sheet?” Pat replied, “I can’t, it’s full”.
4 – New York Bingo
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. “A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd; no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind. “A PRIEST, PLEASE!” the dying man says again.
Then, out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least eighty years of age. “Mr. Policeman,” says the man, “I’m not a priest, I’m not even a Catholic, but for fifty years now, I have been living behind St. Elizabeth’s Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I have been listening to the Catholic litany. Maybe I can be of some comfort to this man.” The policeman agreed and brought the octogenarian over to where the dying man lay. He kneels down, leans over the injured, and says in a solemn voice: B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72. . .”
5 – Afghanistan Bingo
Q: How do you play Afghanistan Bingo?
6 – Knock Knock
Bingoing to come and see you for ages!
7 – Blondes and Bingo
It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring. Not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3,500 in the pot.
The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be one for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still, no shouts of ‘Bingo’ were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked, and the caller says: “I’ve just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and, nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?” Altogether, 412 blonde ladies shouted: “FREE SPACE!”
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8 – Couples Bingo
Husband and wife playing bingo were competing to see who could call bingo the most. They were level pegging, and both needed number *5* to win. Five came up, so they shared the win. Therefore even scoring ~ *Not so* wife exclaimed. I said it quicker!
9 – Knock Knock 2
Bee Eye who?
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and BINGO is my name-o
10 – Doctor’s Office
An old woman goes to the doctor’s office.
The doctor gives her a checkup and says, “I need to do stool, blood, and urine tests.”
The old woman says, “Can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour.”
11 – Bingo Caller
Q – Did you hear about the bingo caller who had a tumor?
A – Luckily, the tumor was B-9.
12 – Parking Lot
Q – What do a bingo player and a car driver both want in a parking lot?
A – A free space.
13 – Best Answer
Q – What do you say when your husband says, “Now, it’s time to choose between bingo and me”?
A – “I’m going to miss you, darling.”
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