Bingo Jokes are a great way to make fun of ourselves and other players. If you can laugh at yourself than you know that you are having a good time. We all know that all bingo players love a good joke. So we have put together all of the best bingo jokes that we could find. Please feel free to share these jokes with all of your online bingo buddies while you play bingo online. We hope that you enjoy them and if you have any of your own please send them to us and we will add them to this section.
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign
Bingo Card (rated pg)
This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace. The guy asked: “Where did you get that from?” His wife replied: “I won it at bingo”. The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked: “Where did you get that from?” His wife replied: “I won it at bingo.”
The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked: “Where did you get that from?” His wife replied: “Look!! Don’t keep asking where I get my things from! Go upstairs and set my bath for me!!” His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub. The wife asked: “How come you put so little water in the tub?” The guy replied: “I didn’t want to wet your bingo card.”
PAT and MICK were playing *Bingo*. Pat kept looking over Micks shoulder saying, you’ve got that number mark it off, you’ve got that number mark it off. After putting up with this for some time Mick got annoyed and said, “why don’t you do your own sheet?” Pat replied “I can’t it’s full”
New York Bingo
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. “A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd; no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind. “A PRIEST, PLEASE!” the dying man says again.
Then out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least eighty years of age. “Mr. Policeman,” says the man, “I’m not a priest, I’m not even a Catholic, but for fifty years now I’m living behind St. Elizabeth’s Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I’m listening to the Catholic litany. Maybe I can be of some comfort to this man.” The policeman agreed and brought the octogenarian over to where the dying man lay.He kneels down, leans over the injured and says in a solemn voice: B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72. . .”
Q: How do you play Afganistan Bingo?
Bingoing to come and see you for ages!
Blondes and Bingo
It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3,500 in the pot.
The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of ‘Bingo’ were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: “I’ve just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?” All together, 412 blonde ladies shouted: “FREE SPACE!”
New Bingo Jokes
Husband and wife playing bingo were competing to see who could call bingo the most. They were level pegging and both needed number *5* to win. 5 came up so they shared the win. Therefore even scoring ~ *Not so* wife exclaimed, I said it quicker!
Knock Knock 2
Bee Eye who?
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and BINGO is my name-o
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