BINGO PROMOTION

How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign!

BINGO CARD (rated pg)

This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace. The guy asked: "Where did you get that from? His wife replied: "I won it at bingo". The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked: "Where did you get that from?" His wife replied: "I won it at bingo" The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked: "Where did you get that from" His wife replied: "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things from! Go upstairs and set my bath for me!!" His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub. The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?" The guy replied: "I didn't want to wet your bingo card"

My fellow bingo players! In my opinion, you won't find any nicer gamblers than you. If you take a seat next to a slot player or you try to break in to the craps table, you will never get the same lovely chit-chat as you may get in the bingo hall.

BINGO HELP

PAT and MICK were playing *Bingo*. Pat kept looking over Mick's shoulder saying, you've got that number mark it off, you've got that number mark it off. After putting up with this for some time Mick got annoyed and said, "why don't you do your own sheet?" Pat replied "I can't it's full"

NEW YORK BINGO

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around."A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps.A policeman checks the crowd----no priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind."A PRIEST, PLEASE!" the dying man says again.Then out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least eighty years of age."Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest. I'm not even a Catholic.But for fifty years now I'm living behind St. Elizabeth's Catholic Church on First Avenue,and every night I'm listening to the Catholic litany. Maybe I can be of some comfort to this man."The policeman agreed and brought the octogenarian over to where the dying man lay.He kneels down, leans over the injured and says in a solemn voice: "B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72. . ."

AFGHANISTAN BINGO

Q: How do you play Afganistan Bingo?
A: B-52

KNOCK KNOCK

Knock Knock !
Who's there?
Bingo !
Bingo who?
Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !

BLONDES & BINGO

It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot.

The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of ?Bingo!? were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: "I've just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?" All together, 412 blonde ladies shouted: "FREE SPACE!"  

COUPLES BINGO

Husband & wife playing bingo were competing to see who could call bingo the most. They were level pegging & both needed number * 5 * to win. 5 came up so they shared the win.  Therefore even scoring ~ *Not so* wife exclaimed, I said it quicker!